Score: 3

"Some mushy emo bullshit"

submission: The Things We Never Said

date: November 25, 2009

Sorry, but that...SUCKED. The art was messy, the animation wasn't the least bit fluent, and listening to the music was tantamount to sawing my nuts off with a paper clip.

If nothing else, the plot was gay, as was the creator of this movie.

Score: 9

"This game..."

submission: Madness Accelerant

date: September 30, 2009

...is filthy. Loved the pacing, detail, weapons, and all around concept.
Needless to say, the animation was great, and the detailed art added a slightly darker tone to the original feel of Madness.

The ONLY reason this isn't getting a 10/10 is because of a few obvious elements that would have made this game even CRAZIER:

1) Because of the length of the game, I can understand the limited weapon selection. But seriously, I think additional melee weapons SHOULD have been a no-brainer. And maybe throwing in a few more guns would have been cool..
2) Not violent enough. Yes, there was blood, but I think you guys should have incorporated REAL Madness violence - as in, dismemberment, blood stains, etc..it would have really added to the feel of this.

Other than that, this game kicks ass. It's got a perfect difficulty setting, and barely a learning curve (for impatient individuals such as myself).

Good luck, hope to see more of this in the future ;)

Score: 4

"This game is shit."

submission: Red Code 2

date: August 14, 2009

Okay, we don't need an elaborate thesis statement attached to a three page essay to sum up this game's atrocious shortcomings. One word easily captures Red Code's essential elements: SHIT.

This is just another example of how flash developers are watering down quality in order to mass-produce cookie-cutter "games" that barely pass as tolerable. If you have any knowledge of the flash-game lease market, you would understand how many developers simply rehash old game formulas, code, and engines in order to make some quick cash. I respect the hustle, so to speak, but the fact that people are entertained by this sort of sickens me. Red Code is another example of how impressive cutscene art and a flashy menu compensate for shallow and unoriginal gameplay.

Wow, you can jump and shoot at moving objects that pose little threat. Snoorrrr...

NEXT.

BTW, I realize that it's a trend among flash devs to create sidescrolling action games in which the characters and much of the scenery are black silhouettes, but this game uses this art style as an excuse to get away with cheap animation.

Score: 9

"Sick..."

submission: Westnyle - The Strip Club

date: August 14, 2008

5/5
You've got flow, dude. And your voice is unique. So props.

As for the beats, they kinda cancelled out your voice occaisonally, and some of the drums (like the crash) sounded kinda fake, but other than that, dope.

Score: 8

"Hmmmmm..."

submission: Do this ting!-Gunna, Fem, Gigz

date: August 14, 2008

Hearing people with English accents rap is amusing. Especially when they say 'n***a'.
Or 'clapped.'

Score: 9

"awesome midget fucking holiness"

submission: Death Grind Splatter Piss Shit

date: January 25, 2008

For real, form a real band that does this shit, my friend. You could be the next Job for a Cowboy...

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