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Almost perfect...

No doubt you're the best animator on NewGrounds. Somehow, this animation had a feeling of magic to it that all the other submissions here lack...

Plus, it was just plain awesome! Fast, manic, and slightly funny!

The only downside is the music -- it didn't exactly fit the movie completely. If you had added some extra sound effects w/ the music, it would have been improved a bit.

As it is, it still rocked my face off...:)

Awesome!

Even though it was somewhat on the short side, the animation was flowed perfectly and the action was decent enough..

You should make a second one but this time make it longer...

Nice!

mrwesticles responds:

Will do, kind sir. And this time it just might make sense.

Pure unadulterated SHIT.

Whoa...this looks like something my sister might make...

Seriously, are trying to get turd of the week?

Okay, so the graphics weren't all bad, but the 'story' was incredibly sappy and retarded...

Unbelievable...

lpnmaster responds:

Thx... How old is your sister?

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Hehe...I like fire too...

Tom, just the fact that YOU submitted this flash movie automatically means you're going to get your ass kissed by everyone here. Getting blammed is the last thing you should worry about!

Anyway, I found it excessively random, incredibly violence, and a bit too funny.

Psychoanalysis of Darnell –
In almost every aspect, Darnell is your typical 13-year-old boy, except for one thing: He has dangerous impulsive tendencies, which leads us to believe that he suffers from an Antisocial personality disorder. In this case, it involves fire and explosions. By observing Darnell’s violent pattern, we are able to conclude that Darnell was, in fact, neglected/abused by his parents at an early age, thus dulling Darnell to human emotions, especially his own. Because of his Antisocial personality disorder, Darnell seeks only to satisfy his own random impulses while disregarding the well being of others and himself.

F.U.N.N.Y

Although I lean towards the right (I'm 100% pro-life, but against the war), I still found this funny! This was really well done...

The animation was 100% awesome, the voices were pretty accurate, and the humor was just great!

Next time, you should make fun of liberals and Conservatives equally so its a little more fair and balanced...
;)

Cute little movie...

Most of the humor in this cartoon was pretty cheesy...
But I did like the ending! Very dark...and random...;)

Gnarly!

Any flash movie featuring old school System is automatically one of my favorites!

With the offbeat humor and utter randomocity, this flash movie earns a solid 5...

(Not to mention the flawless sprites)

HA!

Swords don't run out of bullets? Love it!

Huh?

Honestly, it wasn't that funny.
Decent animations though...

Good animation, bad political message.

I'm assuming that this submission was supposed to give an example of how religion is destroying the world. Well, I can understand how Muslims are causing mayhem, but you depicted the religious evil guy as a Christian (or Catholic), which isn't accurate at all. When's the last time Catholics (under the authority of the Pope) destroyed a city? Or even committed evil acts of violence? Yeah, didn't think so either.

Anyway, the animation was well done, and the movie did bring out emotion.

P.S. I didn't like how the man committed suicide after his son died. What a coward.

Ragnarok2k3 responds:

Take it how you will, which was rthe point of the animation, im glad you enjoyed it.

I'm a dedicated underachiever.

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