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I'm a dedicated underachiever.

brian t @brianthegreat

Age 35, Male

i makes teh pornos!1

Done.

Seattle, WA

Joined on 10/29/05

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Recent Game Medals

560 Points
Phew, that was close

Phew, that was close 25 Points

Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge

Blood on your hands

Blood on your hands 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge

Two Headed Freak

Two Headed Freak 25 Points

Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge

Secret medal!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Learn to fly

Learn to fly 5 Points

Evolve the vertical movement mutation

People Person

People Person 5 Points

Run 250 people over

Tiger Blood

Tiger Blood 5 Points

Activate Tiger Mode

Two and a Half Miles

Two and a Half Miles 5 Points

Travel over 2.5 miles

BUFFED OUT!

BUFFED OUT! 100 Points

Upgrade everything to the max!

PANTS ON FIRE!

PANTS ON FIRE! 100 Points

Attain a very high speed.

CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH!

CANDYLAND BREAKTHROUGH! 50 Points

Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.

OUTLAW!

OUTLAW! 25 Points

Squash 100 police officers.

LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA!

LET'S PRETEND THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 50 Points

Go through the arena without touching the ground.

SWEET IMPACT!

SWEET IMPACT! 50 Points

Reach past the sky's limit!

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW!

BREAK JAWBREAKER'S JAW! 25 Points

Get a perfect launch 10 times.

AVERAGE JOBOT

AVERAGE JOBOT 10 Points

Reach difficulty level 10!