brianthegreat's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Things We Never Said]

Some mushy emo bullshit

Sorry, but that...SUCKED. The art was messy, the animation wasn't the least bit fluent, and listening to the music was tantamount to sawing my nuts off with a paper clip.

If nothing else, the plot was gay, as was the creator of this movie.

tacobuttfish responds:

Interesting that you would call me homosexual because of a video about a relationship with a member of the opposite sex. Our education system in this country is lacking and people like you show that off quite well.

[Axis and Allies (4/16)]

Had a ton of potential!

Dude, this flash movie had so much potential, I was surprised you didn't do more with it! I was expecting fast-pace action, quick humor, and at least a little blood.

Instead, it moved a bit too slowly, and the humor wasn't as clever as it could have been. Plus, lacked any sort of blood, which detracted from its awesome animation.

Still, the animation was great, the art and style simple yet original, and the effects and scene coordination were well done.

I just felt you could have done more with it...
4/5
-Brian
P.S. Please! Make a second one, and this time include all that lacked! You've got skillz, boy!

AngryMouse14 responds:

Thanks for the great review!

I'm going back and touching up these scenes, and then I'm going to continue with a couple more and make a feature. I will try to make it more fast-paced in both the new scenes and these scenes once i re-work them. Thanks!

[Tumor Flash 2]

Boner-licious! And random!

Holy crap, that was awesome.

Pretty much everything that occurred in that movie happened to me in real life.

My friends are always making fun of me because I'm black, and one time my best friend actually said, "You're so black. You're just so damn black."

Also, that fat chick that just sat there whining reminded me of my 180lb 10-year-old sister, who just sits on the couch watching TV and complaining all day.

Anyway, this movie was a fine example of randomocity!

Keep up the good work,

Brian

LazyMuffin responds:

You're black and your name is Brian?

LIES.



But Ill lick you anyway... when you least expect it.

[Abomination X]

Decent enough...

Sure, the graphics weren't the best, but that's okay.

It was extremely pointless, and it was a bit too short for the kind of movie it was...

Anyway, cool enough I guess...shouldn't get blammed, if I say so.

ZombieToaster responds:

its kindof strange, two years ago i did post this.
it got blammed at 1.48 and now it passed at almost 2.5 :S strange.

[The Super Polluter 2000]

A solid 3

The humor didn't exactly make me laugh, but the animation and sound was good, and so was the plot.

It's obvious you planned this flash out pretty well before you started animating..

I don't think this would make a good series, but it was good enough...

Peace, homes.

Brian

Ringwraith1 responds:

I wasnt gonna make a series, just add more that i wanted to put in for school. Thnx for the review.

[- War is Hell -]

The Best War Flash On NG

Seriously, this rocked my face off. Excellent use of sprites, wonderful war sounds, nice fighting scenes...wow.

I rarely give anything 10, so you know I must really dig this one, gangster.

By the way, all you bitching pussies pretending to be "diverse" and "modern progressive thinkers" can go drop dead. He was just being random and funny when he said those things about gay, emo, and fat kids. C'mon. I doubt he honestly hates gays, so lighten up a little. And if he did, who cares. It's a free country -- or is it only free to those who strive to be "modern progressive thinkers?"

Anyway, badass flash, brother.

The-Protagonist responds:

Thank you, dear lord. One member that finally gets me. The credits were inputted as a plain and simple joke.

But, other than that, <3 your review, dude.

[A Robot Killed His Family]

Awesome!

Even though it was somewhat on the short side, the animation was flowed perfectly and the action was decent enough..

You should make a second one but this time make it longer...

Nice!

mrwesticles responds:

Will do, kind sir. And this time it just might make sense.

[Inkudyan's book]

Pure unadulterated SHIT.

Whoa...this looks like something my sister might make...

Seriously, are trying to get turd of the week?

Okay, so the graphics weren't all bad, but the 'story' was incredibly sappy and retarded...

Unbelievable...

lpnmaster responds:

Thx... How old is your sister?

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[2012]

Good animation, bad political message.

I'm assuming that this submission was supposed to give an example of how religion is destroying the world. Well, I can understand how Muslims are causing mayhem, but you depicted the religious evil guy as a Christian (or Catholic), which isn't accurate at all. When's the last time Catholics (under the authority of the Pope) destroyed a city? Or even committed evil acts of violence? Yeah, didn't think so either.

Anyway, the animation was well done, and the movie did bring out emotion.

P.S. I didn't like how the man committed suicide after his son died. What a coward.

Ragnarok2k3 responds:

Take it how you will, which was rthe point of the animation, im glad you enjoyed it.